I’ll find the happiest happiest tree I can find and I’ll cut it down, in its prime
I’ll roam the aisles and load up on sugary treats buying anything I might need
It’s a special occasion, we’ve been saying it all month long
We’re gonna take a vacation from frugality and recycling
This might be our last Christmas together
So let’s live it up, never mind the weather
Sun’s in the sky and I’m feelin so right
Spending this last Christmas with you
The price of coal has gotten so high and Tim Allen can’t afford the price
And Tesla came out with an electric sleigh, now the reindeer have to drive Uber all day
It’s a special occasion, all the scientists can agree
We’re gonna take a vacation, from society and civility
This might be our last Christmas together
So let’s live it up, never mind the weather
Sun’s in the sky and i’m feelin so right
spending this last Christmas with you
Sally gets a water purifying tickle-me-elmo, a set of throwing knives and a gas mask
Jimmy forgot his re-usable bag at the store one too many times, but instead of coal he’s getting carbon offset credits
Mom gets a bucket of apocalypse chow, some Canadian wine, and a solar-powered frying pan
Dad gets shoulder pads, leather cargo shorts, a mohawk, a flame thrower and an armor-plated sedan
The company party turned into a brawl and the displaced penguins took over the mall
The radiation that fell on the trees is shimmering with technicolor reds and greens
It’s a huge complication, even Tim Allen plainly sees
He needs new information to wish to achieve his deliveries all the children agree
This might be our last Christmas together
So let’s live it up, never mind the weather
This might be your last ugly sweater
So let’s snuggle up like two birds of a feather
Sun’s in the sky and it feels so high
Spending this last Christmas Spending this last Christmas This might be our last Christmas
credits
released December 17, 2019
Dune Butler- Vocals/Bass
Eric Vanderbilt-Mathews- Vocals/Keys/Sax
David Salonen- Vocals/Guitar
William Mapp- Monologue/Drums/Percussion
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